squirrel says

holy crap, said the squirrel.
i was just in the middle of transporting nut numer 28 out of a total of 2463 [i know, i've been busy and it wasnt easy], when i heard the news. Those Who Can Speak and Think passed a law according to which, Suffering is prohibited. from now on, nobody is allowed to be in pain or else. the emotionally challenged are to be put behind bars and eventually, due to lack of space in prisons, decapited. so im thinking. the drugstores are going to make billions selling painkillers. there will be queues 24/7, bipeds will sleep in front of these altars of happiness, drinking hot tea. falling in love will be done with great caution. only those who pass several sets of tests will be allowed to enter this fragile territory. soldiers will guard every door and window and special sensors will detect the first signs of sobbing, even the non-displayed kind. holding hands, hugging and kissing will be permitted only to the heavily medicated ones. bipeds must be happy under contract. partners are to manage eachother's feelings and medicate the potential suspect as soon as the first simptoms appear. it will be compulsory for witnesses to call the police in case a tear, other than of joy, is seen. melancholy leads to sadness and further, to heartache, so, music and movies are to be selected by special forces prior to selling. thus, bipeds will have a merry world.

i wonder where do they get these ideas from...