once upon a time, there was a three-eared rabbit [aka he] painted on the sky. one sunny day he laid his puffy eyes on the golden dragonfly [aka she] that was sparkling in the sun and fell in love. soon, they got married but no children.
holy crap, said the squirrel. why not?
the dragonfly turned her head slowly and pretended she just heard something. then she returned to her shimmering in the sun.
- where's the three-eared rabbit now? asked the squirrel. i dont see any three-eared rabbit.
- far, far away, replied the dragonfly, in the painland. it's only business, you know. what do you care?
- huh? you dont? asked the squirrel.
- i would need a heart to care, said the dragonfly and started chewing some clover.
- what what what? you DONT have one already?
the dragonfly yawned showing all the clover stuck on the teeth.
- do i look like i had a heart? i lost it, baby.
the dragonfly sucked her teeth and pointed to a hole in her body.
- but but but where is it? you obviously used to have one.
- true, true. well, the sonofarabbit broke it and now keeps the pieces under his pillow.
- holy crap, maybe i can get them for you. could you put them back together?
- neh. they're just fine there.
the dragonfly caught a dovetail and started soaring away.
- what do-you-mean... theeey're ... juuusst... fiiine... theeeree...?
dragonfly droppings fell on the squirrel's head. the squirrel was also open-mouthed
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